by Pierre le Roux
There seem to be a few evangelist pastors out there who clearly are experts on gay male sex. After all they seem to know a great deal more about gay sex than I do. Especially surprising to me is the resilience the male sphincter muscle (aka your asshole muscle) has according to them. Apparently you can shove a whole baseball bat up there, your BlackBerry and a gerbil. If I knew this I would not have wasted so much money on grocery bags all these years and I could have carried my shopping home in my rectum all along. Reflecting on the most recent comments of Pastor Patrick Wooden I could not help but wonder, is there anything gay men will not shove up our asses.