by Pierre le Roux
There’s nobody in the world that I hate more than telemarketers (apart from homophobes that is). Telemarketers are a special breed of persistent fuckers who invade your privacy always trying to sell you shit you don’t really need OR want. Having had to deal with a telemarketer just yesterday who tried to sell me a second cell phone contract, I can honestly say that at that exact moment I would not have minded if they all caught a hideous disease and died. But, not being a bad person I believe that not anyone, not even telemarketers (with the exclusion of Robert Mugabe who is a dick), should suffer a protracted painful death from pestilence. So, instead I thought of sharing with you a few creative ways on how to quickly and easily get rid of that irksome telemarketer.